HECTOR GOES SHOPPING

Annie: What’s he like?

Oh. Argentinian…tall…handsome

Wow! Fantastic!

A new boyfriend for you maybe.

Maybe, but don’t tell Bridget.

Gigi: Hector please, call me Gigi.

Annie: Oh Hector, call me Gigi.

Must go! More news later! A

Gigi: Is Hector still asleep?

Annie: yep.

Gigi: Hector, wakey – wakey.

Come on. Rise and shine.

Annie: sweet.

Gigi: good morning.

Hector: Oh, good morning.

Annie: No, no, no. Good morning.

Ah – ah ah ah ah

Hector: oh, good morning.

Annie: no Hector, I have a cold.

Gigi: and so have I.

Hector: oh you have a cold Bridget.

Gigi: yes, I have a cold.

Annie: yes, we have a cold.

So let’s begin again.

Good morning

Hector: good morning

Gigi: oh, never mind.

Annie: Hector, would you like some…..

Gigi: new pyjamas?

Gigi: Hector, please excuse me for a moment.

Pssst. Annie. Bathroom.

Now.

Hector: good morning.

NICK: Good morning.

Is it fancy dress?

Hector: Fancy dress?

Yes.

NICK: oh. Nice.

Hey. Nice car, eh?

Hector: I have this car at home.

NICK: Wow. You have this car at home?

Girls must love you.

Hector: girls?
No.

NICK: no?

Hector, Can I tell you something?

Hector: ok

NICK: the car looks good.

Hector: yeah?

NICK: so you must look good too.

Hector: I look good.

NICK: no. you don’t look good.

But I can help you.

Hector: ok

NICK: yes.

Gigi: Hector’s clothes are awful.

Annie: they’re old – fashioned.

Gigi: I know. I’ll take him shopping.

Annie: But, Bridget, you are so busy.

I’ll take him shopping.

Gigi: No, it’s all right. I’ll take him shopping.

Annie: It’s no problem. I’ll take him shopping

Gigi: I said I’ll take him shopping.

NICK: you need, you need a…

Well, hi babe.

Gigi: oh, it’s you, Nick:.

Annie: Oh, hi, Nick:.

NICK: Hector has asked me what clothes to wear.

Gigi: yeah, right.

NICK: you need a look. I like on a fast bike.

Gigi: no, no, no Hector, don’t listen to Nick:. Listen to me

Hector: Ok

Gigi: You need a designer look.

Annie: No, no, no, Hector, that’s not for you.

You need…you need … a cowboy look.

NICK: No, no. a leather jacket.

Gigi: A bandanna and a vest.

Annie: a denim shirt.

NICK: a motorbike.

Gigi: designer.

Annie: cowboy.

Hector: Stop. Ok. I will go shopping.

Annie: What? On your own.

NICK: But …. You need us.

Annie: how? What will you say?

NICK: It’s ok. Leave it to me.

I am the shopkeeper, you are the customer.

Hector: Uh?

NICK: This is a shop. I sell, you buy.

Hector: Oh, ok. Ding- dong

Good morning.

NICK: Good morning. Can I help you?

Hector: yes, I…

NICK: I would like…

Hector: oh. I would like…a jacket, please.

NICK: trousers. I would like a pair of trousers please.

Hector: Oh, I would like a pair of trousers, please. And a shirt.

NICK: no. shoes. I would like a pair of shoes please.

Hector: I would like a pair of shoes please. And a cat for my head.

NICK: I think you mean a hat.

This is a cat.
Hector: a cat? A cat for my head. A cat for my head.

Annie: Hector. Come, shopping with me.

Gigi: or me

Annie: no me.

Gigi: he’s my pen friend.

NICK: all right. Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector a little bit each. I will go to the shoe shop.

Annie: and i will go to the clothes shop.

Gigi: no, i will go to the clothes shop.

Annie: ok, I just buy the shirt.

Gigi: i’ll buy the trousers.

NICK: good

Hector: Good.

Annie: right. Let’s go. Oh, no. I completely forgot. We need eggs, lemons and dog food. Oh, it’s all right. I’ll do it online later.

Hector: eggs, lemons and dog food.

Annie: oh. Well done, Hector.

Gigi: bye, hector. Oh, and don’t answer the phone. It might be the tarantula.

Hector: ok

NICK: bye Hector. Be good.

And if you can’t be good, be careful.

Hector: Huh?

NICK: Never mind.